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Almond Jogging Suit - multi-man bukkake Ambushed Paddington - Your banging a broad and you pull out just in time only to finish all over her teddy Rum And Coke Sexually Urban Dictionary. Angry Dragon - When a girl gives you a blowjob and you cum so hard it comes out her nose Angry Mule - When you are mounted doggy style on a girl and you whisper into her ear, "I have Aids!
See also "Brooklyn Rodeo".
Angry Pirate - Girl is giving you blowjob but you tell her you don't want to finish her mouth play the nice guy angle.
Instead, you hold her head close as you finish in her eye right eye preferable. As she's stumbling around like a drunken hobo, you kick her in the shins really hard. As you're running away, peek over your left shoulder. If you've done everything right, you should see an angry pirate! Arabian Goggles - 1. When someone places their balls over another person's eyes while they are asleep. Ass Cactus - a particularly pointy and jagged feeling dump that hurts your ass on it's way out.
Ass Gasket - those sanitary paper things that separate your ass from the toilet seat in public restrooms. Bagged Lunch - you Rum And Coke Sexually Urban Dictionary a dump in your tighty-whities and then take them off and beat a girl over the head with them.
Baltimore Blowfish - when your eating an ass and they causing your cheeks to blow up like a blowfish bastard boy floyd - when you grab a chick by the pig tails while pounding her from behind.
Bavarian Mudslide - Girl is lying on her back while propped up on her elbows slobbing your knob, and you
Rum And Coke Sexually Urban Dictionary a dump that slides down her chest, causing skidmarks, just like in the old bavaria country Bellbrook Burnout - when you pull out during anal sex and notice a little derby on your prick so you slap her in the face with it leaving a nice skid mark.
Benedict Arnold - 1. Rum And Coke Sexually Urban Dictionary you are banging a girl from behind and you fake orgasm by spitting on her back only to blow it in your own hand and rub it in her face when she isn't expecting it. Blind Puppy - when during a blow job the girl rubs your junk all around her mouth like Rum And Coke Sexually Urban Dictionary blind puppy looking for it's mothers nipple. Boston Shocker - the transfer of your junk to your partners mouth during anal sex.
W" and "Dirty Musket. Bowling Ball - when you stick your thumb in a chick's ass and then your middle and index fingers in her vag.
Everyone will look only to find your creepy ball sack. California Carwash - when you blow a load all over a girl's face and rub your member back and forth in it C.
Also known as the "Hot Lunch" and "Tapered Discipline" Clogged Lizard - to insert a Q-Tip into the hole of the penis then get jerked off Coney Island Whitefish - a used condom floating in the water Crab Ladder - the trail of pubes that go from the tackle to your belly button.
Also known as the "Happy Trail". Crazy Lenny - 1. Creamy Renaldo - the act of cumming in a buddy's ear while he is asleep - D - Dana Brittingham - is when you take a chick to a motel and make her pay for it. Day At The Spa - the act of shooting a load in your hand then rubbing it in a chick's face Defecation Detour - when your using the urinal and mid piss you realize you better get to the stall. Dirty Cell Phone - while banging a chick from behind you stick your finger in her ass then pull it out and stick it in her ear and ask, "Can you hear me now?
It will be as hard to keep in there as a Dog in a Bathtub. Donkey Punch - when you are doing a girl from behind, preferably in the ass, and just as you are about to cum, you punch her in the back of the head to make her "clench" up giving Rum And Coke Sexually Urban Dictionary an intense tight orgasm.
Dracula Tea Bag - a tampon. When Jesus fed thehe gave them fish and bread. High Five - 1. Hot Air Balloon - when you suck a fart out of someone's ass Hot Carl - when you stretch plastic wrap over one's face so they can enjoy the warmth. Best results are when you place lips tightly over ass like blowing up a balloon. Jelly Donut "Rum And Coke Sexually Urban Dictionary" when you splooge on a chick's face then punch her in the nose making it bleed. Jersey Turnpike - when you stick your middle finger up someone's ass jerking off Jim Henson - when you are fisting someone so hard that you actually lift them off the ground making it seem like Rum And Coke Sexually Urban Dictionary are a puppet.
John Wayne Toilet Paper - low quality toilet paper Also known as the "Scary Uncle". Sucking the beer back out refers to a "Milwaukee Transfer".
Monkey Crotch - the name of the condition when your ass crack, ball zone, and thighs have that annoying irritation and with every step you take, it feels like you've got drawers full of salty potato chips. Also known as "The Nolan Heat" or substitue your favorite pitcher's name.
Rusty Pitchfork - the act of sticking 4 fingers in your partners ass Rusty Trombone - when a girl is eating a guy's ass then gives him a reach around making it appear as though she's playing a trombone - S - Saskatchewan Snowstorm - the act of jizzing in an ice tray, freezing it, and using the goo cubes in someone's rum cocktail.
Sleeping Bag - an uncircumcised penis. Slump Buster - the "less than desirable" chick you bang after a long sexless dry spell. After throwing one to the hag, you'll be swinging for the fences in no time.
Shallow - when you have sex with a girl who is nine months pregnant Shy Rooster - a penis that appears to be rather small when flaccid but once aroused becomes impressively huge.
Splintered Clarinet - the chaffed and raw condition of one's junk after whacking your bag way too many times in a single day, often requiring a "cooling off period". Louis Steamer - aka "The Cleveland Steamer" - T - Taime "Sex" Slaughter - when you dress in drag, have sex with a chick, and then kill her after you're done. Technicolored "Rum And Coke Sexually Urban Dictionary" - to puke Texas Belt Buckle - when you pull your bag up to where your belt buckle should be outside your pants Texas Doily - When you rub your horrifically itchy butt crack on the arm of a friend's chair.
Texas Grab Bag - when you accidentaly knock a girl up, then wait 6 months, rip the fetus from her wretched womb and beat her over the head with it. Got to this bit and got bored. Oh and also, how is this sexual?
Lol, ugly stanley and applause from the back row. Originally Posted by SouthernLord. Gorilla Mask - When you know you are going to have sex that night so you shave your pubes beforehand and set them aside. You then cum on the girls face and throw the pubes on her creating a gorilla mask.
Originally Posted by GaDoomZ. Martial Arts crew lactose intolernt crew mentaly unstable crew The crew. Listening for the Train - when a woman's head is down to the floor during doggy style as if she's listening for a train hardcore lol. Spare the reps, bang a chick. Creamy Renaldo - the act of cumming in a buddy's ear while he is asleep. Ambushed Paddington - Your banging a broad and you pull out just in time only to finish Rum And Coke Sexually Urban Dictionary over her teddy bear.
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